Welcome to my internet safe-haven!
This is a heavy, heavy, heavy work in progress. This site is probably broken on mobile, as I am far too scared to check, and do not have the spoons for adaptive design beyond this index page. Please be safe! This site was made and tested on a 3000x2000px monitor.
This site may contain mature + dark content, higher contrast pages, and some mild flashing elements. I'm not your mom, all I can do is give you warnings.
If you accept all of the above information, click below to see the homepage!